December 2010
Niece numero uno will be here soon. At least little ones don’t inspire cynicism!
RT @xLukesterx: @polydorrecords Heres a new years resolution for you guys, get Girls Aloud to have a comeback and all :D ;) haha
Tears again #toast
Twitter can really put me off famous/semi-famous types.
I don’t like my photo being taken either, but then I don’t wear a bowl of fruit on my head.
It has been said before many times. @CraigoBiscuits You know how to make a boy on his deathbed laugh.
“Nothing in the world can take the place of Persistence. Talent will not; nothing...”
Really looking forward to seeing @missjenjomet on Dancing On Ice.
Mmm I might have a bit more material for The Kimberley Christmas Diaries now. #chattyman
If Lord Alan had tripped and fallen on that bottle it would’ve been a tragic end to #theapprenticefinal
Ooh wrote a moderately amusing paragraph then. #slowlybutsurely
Re: KFC advert, when I was a child I never got excited about savoury food #allaboutthesugar
RT @TheDailyLove: No pessimist ever discovered the secrets of the stars, sailed to an uncharted land, or opened a new heaven to the huma …
That #jlscelebjuice was bloody hilarious!
Thanks for responses so far re: iPhone vs Blackberry!
Ugh, report on Daybreak saying lots of online deliveries won’t get to people in time for Christmas because of snow. Hope my stuff comes soon
The fact that Kimberley is looking hot makes up for her standing next to that stuffed shirt Osborne.
Christmas work do tonight! Will be smuggling peanuts in my dress later.
Honeymoon will be shit #corrielive
Haven’t watched Corrie for ages but I’m gripped #corrielive
Those of you who want to go to uni but come from poor families, I feel angry on your behalf. It’s a disgrace. There are talented, bright…
…young people who can contribute a lot with a good education but if they come from poor families, it’s not going to happen for them.
I have a plan. Basically we all need to win the lottery. Problem solved.
I’ve just remembered we are getting our bonus in work after all. Woo!
I’m very grateful I got higher education at a time when grants still existed and fees were paid. Now, I wouldn’t stand a chance.
I love the little book with @PsychologiesMag this month. Not only for the content but the illustrations and layout of it is excellent too.
Oh dear. One of these 70s programmes has a character called Growler.
Wow, Kimberley Walsh and Kelly Brook were at the British Fashion Awards last night #ohgodwhywasntilifeissounfairwhingeetc
RT @MrFarty: I Saw Three Shits Come Sailing In #FailedChristmas
I think I learnt that on the recorder at school, aww RT @MollieTheSats Little donkey, little donkey…
Got a DVD of kids’ TV. Will be wallowing in nostalgia while drinking fluorescent orange squash.
Kids’ TV from the 1970s of course!
I had a coconut snowball doughnut from Krispy Kreme today. Oh. My. God! #doughnutsex
#555 I remember you on New Look day and I’m happy you got to meet Kimba (as did I, woo!)
Second batch of numbers, done.
#92 I think you’re a sweetheart, great at art, really lovely.
#1 I remember laughing until I cried over a few chats and now we have Paperchase to perv over.
#368 You’re so passionate about pop, a genuinely lovely and sensitive guy.
#842 A nicely turned out young man going by his profile pics! Gives me no trouble on PJ. Great taste in music.
#70 I’ve only just started to talk to you on here, but you have good taste and seem like a nice girl.
#964 You got me pregnant but that’s okay. I forgive you.
I will have to do other numbers tomorrow if the game is still going. It’s been lovely though, thanks people x
LOLZ.
#432 You have great taste in music and you are funny. You seem like a lovely bloke :)
#315 I’ve got over the criticism of my art on Popjustice now. You are actually quite a decent guy :)
#828 I’ve been aware of you and your hilarious Chim related humour for a while young lady So it’s great to chat on Twitter now. :)